So here it is. I have finally done it. Created my own space where I can swear, complain, and be an all out redneck asshole without annoying the shit out of my Twitter and Facebook followers. I plan to piss off the masses with my often uninformed and clearly uneducated opinions on Sports, Politics and a fuckload of other useless dribble in between. Please abstain from picking out my grammar and spelling errors cause I really dont give a shit if youre smarter than me. Thats not what this is about. I am not setting out to force trendsetting literature down peoples throats and win a fucking pulitzer prize for the sheer awesomeness of my writing abilities. Its actually quite the opposite. This is a place where I can be ignorant without offending the friends and family I have on other social media applications. I do however entertain the criticism of my views and opinions. Im always up for a good debate so feel free to comment and call me an idiot. If youre uber douchey I will just tell you to go jump in a frozen river anyways cause no fucks are given in the writing of this Blog.
I currently lay my head at night in the overpopulated and often stinky city of Toronto, Ontario Canada. Originally from a farm I can easily be pushed to the edge by the gaggles of complete dickheads that call this city home. This may in fact fuel my angry rages that will undoubtedly spill into this small blip of the interwebs. Partner that with the fact that every sports team that has taken part in competition in this business mecca of Canada has been absolute fucking garbage for the better part of my 31 years of existence.(save the 91-92 Blue Jays and a few Argonauts teams if you consider that relevant.) I suppose this creates a different kind of sports fan. Toronto fans have adapted to have thick skin. The true fans anyways. There's always the hipster douchebags that hop on the Jays bandwagon cause its cool for the first 15-20 games of the season until they start losing and the weather gets nice enough to sit at Trinity Bellwoods drinking shitty craft beer and not wear shoes. They can fuck off. The true Toronto Sports fan has to endure season after season of built up hope and empty promises followed by the annual nose dive and failure we've grown accustom to. One can argue that there are many cities that have to endure this but I challenge you to find a city in North America that has had to endure the years of absolute shiet from sports teams at every level. Sure there are loveable losers like the Cubbies or the Browns, but if you look at those cities as a whole they have had success in other sports. Not Toronto. Toronto is a city of losers.
Although I seem like an angry old pecker, I do enjoy my time watching sports, drinking beer with my Bros, and raging out on weekends. Follow me on Twitter @L_Gennings and @Revolting_Blog, and Instagram @L_Genius and I hope to entertain with some future blogs as soon as something pisses me off and I need to voice my arrogant assholish opinions. Till then everyone can fuck off.
Cheers.
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